Percy brings an unmatched level of regal confidence and quiet authority to everything he does / which, admittedly, isn't always a lot, but when he shows up, he SHOWS UP.
With years of experience surveying his domain from elevated vantage points, Percy has developed a keen eye for the big picture. He's equally comfortable in high-pressure situations as he is dangling a paw off a ledge and staring you down until you feel slightly judged.
Core Competencies
- Strategic napping and workspace optimization
- Surveillance and threat assessment (primarily birds, shadows, and plastic bags)
- Cross-functional loafing
- Looking distinguished while doing absolutely nothing
- Knocking things off desks with surgical precision
Versatile by Nature
Percy's versatile skill set spans multiple disciplines, from amateur acrobatics to advanced ignore-you-when-called operations, making him a true jack of all trades. A master of none, sure, but what he lacks in specialization he more than makes up for in pure, unshakeable vibe.
When Percy isn't perched atop his tower contemplating the fragility of human productivity, he can be found aggressively doing whatever he wants.
Percy is a proud member of the FloofDigital.com team.
He is not taking meetings at this time.